A slice of white bread, with thin butter on it, a slice of Gouda "young" cheese, Heinz "Hot" Ketchup (dunno what's hot about it though) on top of that, topped off with two thin slices of pickle... God's own sandwich.
almost forgot the best hangover cure in the world... wake up at 6.45 and walk to work for 8.00, get there and have a McMatt: a piece of plain white bread, under a piece of fried and two slices of bacon on top. fold in half and smother in brown sauce
Bolognese with Dolmio sauce simmered for about an hour to reduce it then left overnight and have it on toast for breakfast.
Peanut butter, strong chedder and apricot jam sandwiches on white bread.
Proper butchers beef burger with cheese (slices only, no real stuff), beef tomatoes (not plum, need to stay put) and plenty of beetroot (as big slices as you can get)
"Snacks":
Tinned spaghetti (cold straight out of the tin)
Tescos individual pork and apple pies (come in a tube of 5)
These Japanese style Pocky Chocolate sticks rule, Roasted and Strawberry are also good. I urge you all to order now and insert them into your facial orifices as soon as possible.