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beanbag83

I'm either drunk or high
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Abit long, but god this cracked me up....... What planet is this guy on???

DANTHEMAN123 said:
i was elling a bunch of markers. and said they had to sell *today* (not tommorow or tonight or this evening) i sold the angel 1 that day. i was then gonna up the prices. stan said he was interested in the day but then went ahead and paypald me the moey that night.

i did say how i didnt want to sell it at that price once i saw what hed done and that i was gonna refund him. however, stan was adament that he was intitled to the marker at that price. £250 is really only £225-230 for me once ive payed paypal.i said if he sent me an extra £50 then he could have it all . he said he would send me a cheque.

ive now had a couple of emails saying how he wants the marker and that i can keep the freak kit hes getting with it, today one saying he would have given the extra cash if i was "??honest?? throughout the deal"
if he sends the other £50 he can have it ALL. most of which will pay for shipping and paypal fees.£300 shipped is a very cheap price for what hes getting. and on the day he first payed i did explain that i wasnt really selling for that price anymore( as he didnt buy in the daytime).

youve also gotta remember that i dont checjk these threads as the markers are gone so whenyou requested an explaination i didnt see it, i only saw this cos stan put a link to it in his last pm.

at the end of the day, the markers here in front of me , its not going anywhere. people here know where i live. theres no problem. me and stan will sort it out im sure.
 

Matski

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Wow beanbag, you really do have a great eye for comedy. That truly is the most hilarious, side-busting, jaw-droppingly funny quote I have ever seen. I mean I've seen some incredibly funny stuff but THAT just walks over all of them. I would express more but I must do something about this laughter-induced piss going everywhere.

God only knows what will happen if you find something even funnier.