Intimidating your opponent
- Thread starter Dskize
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the point in the post about the lad with the dm in the wood!?!?!?!? looks like you need to find a real team instead of slaying punters all day (thats if they dont shoot u)
Get a dodgy forum name so that when people know they are going to play you they expect some crazy pete burns look-a-like but they cant be sure because of your tinted lenses, then shake their hand at the beginning of the game, while doing so tickling thier palm and hold their hand for a split second longer than you know is right after you,ve stopped shakeing. Then mince back to the stat gate while saying "cooey" to fans on the side lines.Unnerves them a good'un!! Plus luls them into false sense of security.
Originally posted by Dskize
Anyone got any good tips on how to intimdate your opponents...you know.... **** them up a bit either before or during the match to give yourself that edge .... without the refs noticing of course....any ideas or tried and tested methods
Having Robbo, Dave Stewart, Kenny , Big Nick ,Swede and Phil Machet in your team helps
first get good
second get buff
then walk into the place in as a team shirtless shoulder to shoulder with your masks on with tinted lenses and just walk from team to team silently look at them for a few seconds then walk away
second get buff
then walk into the place in as a team shirtless shoulder to shoulder with your masks on with tinted lenses and just walk from team to team silently look at them for a few seconds then walk away
Being a true Scot pal, I'd say the most intimidating thing you could do is wash your hair in piss, paint your faces blue and hurl a broadsword across the field whilst yelling "You've bled for Wallace, now bleed for me!" at your team...Originally posted by Dskize
Anyone got any good tips on how to intimdate your opponents...you know.... **** them up a bit either before or during the match to give yourself that edge .... without the refs noticing of course....any ideas or tried and tested methods
That'd do it.
or - like us pompey lot at the inter-uni tourny - hold hands and sing ring a ring o roses round a coke can
When diving into the left 50 bunker off the break, stick your carbon fibre barrel in the ground to slow you down and snap the barrel off. When you come out ripping, it makes your gun sound like a f*@#ing Anti Aircraft Gun, scaring the sh*t out of the other team.
Eit Added : Kyle, if you persist in acting like some infantile 10 year old kid then i wil treat u like one, one more post like this and I'm afriad you will get the chop, your call mate ....try to grow up and make it !