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Opus Finale .... A Warts an' all Exposé of Paintball's Very Own Megalomaniac

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outkastmike

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Either way,looks like to me shoreline just got themselves a guaranteed paint supplier for the 2016 season,that's presuming the dutch outfit he was getting supplied by are still in the frame.
 

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Once again, paintball's resident stick-insect, mandy 'I'm really not close to barnett' sables is snuggled up alongside barnett despite his protestations to the contrary.
With Xmas looming fast, sables needs to ensure his Fuhrer is kept stocked up with gin and bullsh!t ...

I got a call the other day and it seems sables is still trying to tell people within our industry that he has little to do with barnett but I'm afraid sables' less than subtle attempt at misdirection has proved somewhat unsuccessful because everyone knows just how far up barnett's ass, sables resides .... He's so far up it in fact, that if barnett opens his big-fat gob, you can just make out the top of sables' head nestled alongside barnett's tonsils ....

The problem sables has is this, his name has been synonymous with barnett's for such a long time now.
And after sables recently prostituted out his services as barnett's middle-man to divert the ticket money for staargate via sables' bank account, his pathetic attempts to distance himself from barnett have proved both disingenuous and embarrassingly futile ..... And yet he persists o_O

I really am perplexed at what must go through sables' head when he tells certain industry people he's not involved with barnett, does he really think people are either that stupid or that gullible?

SABLES, listen to me you numpty ..... everyone knows you are barnett's lackey-boy.
It's not so much that you kiss barnett's ass, you fuhkin gargle it !!!!
You now need to look after your own interests and not barnett's ...
But maybe it's gone way past the point of no return and no matter which way sables slithers, he's doomed.
Most reasonably-minded people in our sport/industry would tell you to get the hell away from barnett - you even told someone your wife doesn't want him in the house anymore and so I doubt she wants you associating with him let alone supporting him, and yet you continue with your unholy alliance - it's 'guilt through association' by any other name.

Ask yourself this sables, when it all comes on top for barnett, and it will, do you really think he'll give two phuks about you???
sables, when the end comes, you won't be thrown under the bus, barnett will fuhking catapult you under it in a heartbeat .... the unpalatable truth [for you] is that barnett is using you, he always has but whereas before you got some financial gain from it ..... but not now sables.

It would seem your fate is inextricably linked to barnett's which means you'll go down with him ... but I think we've known that for a long time haven't we?
Go meet your fate mandy, you've earned it !
 

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I can only assume barnett must have passed away seeing as we're not hearing, 'barnett has robbed me' - 'banned me' - 'deleted my posts' - 'screwed me over' - 'cheated me' - 'defrauded me' - 'lied to me' - 'is pis$ed out of his head on gin' or 'didn't deliver what he promised' ....

The lack of accusations is somewhat conspicuous but as the saying goes:-
..... 'No news is good news' ...... allegedly :/
 

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I honestly had a dream the other night that amid the madness of the dream, (zombie killing in the streets, with paintball masks to protect from the infected), I bumped into tim cowering in a room off a side street. He admitted all after one question.
Then a zombie got him and I woke up...
 

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Wasn't there mention that the maggot is on holiday? No doubt with his sprogletts and "soon to be divorced" fatgirl.

I'm sure more will come, after all he can't help himself.

And this is PAINTBALL!

Christ, that Shoreline party mode nearly took control of me.
 

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One of the things that surprised me is the 150 player cap for his Armageddon game at ypc next February,i presumed from what i have heard in the past that Armageddon is/was a massive crowd puller so was kind of expecting it to be closer to the 300 player number what with the legendary bridge game and pyro's that seems to be a big selling point for the event etc

I have played two or three ypc walk ons over the years and in all fairness they have a well deserved reputation as well run and highly enjoyable and i have seen well over a 100 players turn up on a couple of occasions just to play a standard monthly walk-on so for a big game what with all the time,prepping and expense involved and the low cost entry which is slightly more than a standard green fee it makes me wonder why the player cap isn't raised to at least a couple of hundred to capitalize on the potential profit margins considering previous armageddon big games have sold out quickly,maybe it could be the time of the year or shorelines reputation is the reason or maybe tb is getting the site at a discount,maybe someone could shed some light on the player cap.
 

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Going on his past behaviours, it may well be a pre-emptive move that preps the way for a low turn out.
It may work this way, if he gets more than 150, he can always say:-
'Due to popular demand we have increased the number of players who can attend' ....

He will have chosen the cut-off number carefully such that even though previous Armageddons/events may have pushed 300, the landscape has irevvocably changed for barnett and his recent events have attracted significantly reduced numbers.
The number of 150 is his upper expectation that enables one of two outcomes, the one above if he exceeds 150 and the following one.

From the way I see it, he'll get from 100 to 140 and if my guess is right, it's a number that he can get away with saying:-
'We got the 150 which is what we limited the numbers to' .....

Either way, he doesnt lose face ......
 
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