Just read the added jems on page 9, Thanks Dusty, and I have to say that I have thought about this and feel we are being a little harsh.
The reasoning for this is that looking at all the comments on all the various different accounts, I have come to the conclusion that poor little matey boy is something of a "special" case and I believe that he has the symptom known as Tourets. This affliction is quite bad and some sufferers do have other problems.
I think that we should all hold our breath and relax for a minute for this poor person....................
.........................................Second thoughts, Burn the little Sh*t !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Dusty, if you do have a smelly bum hole, I can let you have some cream for that !
I'm now eagerly awaiting for another instalment, this is almost like 50 shades of Paintball Bo****ks !!