Jack and Jill

[MorphMann]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.....
In a court of law could i prove that in actual fact, Jill had suspected Jack of cheating, and had pushed him over thus cracking his head open.
Add to that the chance that she may of also been involved in pushing over the war hero Humpty Dumpty.
IMO we should all look out for this woman. I have only found drawings of her so far, but if anybody can find a actual photo I plead that you all share it.
This woman may or may not be armed. Yet we know she is dangerous. Watch your sixes people.........

 

[dodge-gnome]

Two questions.

Where is your dealer based? And what is his number?

 

[NSKlad]

Evidence? Witnesses?

 

[MorphMann]

I have no dealer and sorry but no evidence or witness....

Its called an aspect thought crime people.......... lol

 

[Canon Fodder]

It's a domestic, police probably won't want to get involved unless Jack wants to press charges, and I don't think Jack is silly enough to do that in case he "happens to walk into a door" at a later date.

 

[Missy-Q]

I'm sick of this anti-Jill bullshxt.

This is actually the third time Jack has had this kind of 'accident'. He did it in Nebraska in 2002 and again in Florida in '09. In each case he allegedly 'broke his crown'. He claimed 15,000 in damages from the city of Omaha, claiming that they had laid uneven paving, causing him to trip after being 'pushed' by his then wife, also named Jill, whom he divorced later that year, leaving her with an 18 month old and no means of support.
He claimed 135,000 from Disney in Orlando after falling on a 'slippery pool area' while rough-housing with his then girlfriend, Jill Jenkins, whom he also later sued for assault, a case which was dismissed due to lack of evidence, but that still cost her her job at Applebee's.
Did Jill suspect Jack was cheating? I'm sure she did, and she was 100% correct. Unfortunately Jack can't keep his dick in his pants. He now has 4 children under 8 years old, and doesn't pay any child-support.

So, before you go spreading rumors about Jill, and making her look like some kind of paranoid psycho we should all beware of, maybe you want to get your facts straight there buddy. Jill's awesome. Get a life!

 

[MorphMann]

Missy, I must ask if you were at any of these events?? You speak from the heart, and I do trully respect that. Yet it does seem like you are backing these Jill's side slightly too much.

I put it to you that your actual name is not Missy-Q, but in actual fact is actually none other than Jill. And not just any Jill but the one who was involved in all of these cases, not just the one's I mentioned but also the ones you brought up.

Your mention that there were different Jill's involved is not something that I am qualified to comment on, yet I am asking the judge to bring in a trained specialist to see into your psyche. And I am asking the Judge to give you life.......

How do you plead??

 

[Chris Adams]

LMOA....you guys got good weed over there.

 

[The Coalthief]

Shouldn't overlook the many cases of child abuse this woman is responsible for,Hansel and Gretel spring to mind.
Eating kids was illegal last time I checked.
Jack is clearly the victim here,Jill 'tumbling down after' was obviously self inflicted to cover her crime.

 

[Missy-Q]

No way. Jill was trying to help his ass up. He wanted to stay down though, of course, so that he could look good in the police report. Face facts: Jill is only 115lbs, there's no way that Jill could physically manhandle 'Fat Jack' like that. He pulled her down behind him for sure. Last I heard Jill has a restraining order on Jack. He can't go within 50f of her, and if you ask me, it should be 500f!!

As for me being Jill, not even OJ's lawyer would buy into that fantasy.