I work at Cannon and am sh*te at paintball, hence my name! When I was setting it up Cannon Fodder was gone so just knocked an "n" out not really thinking about the defination of "Canon", took me a couple of weeks to realise the potential religious interpretation of it - rest assured, whilst vaguely Christian I'm not going to try and convert you on the field!
Took me a while really trust the internet so was unsure about using my real name.