Hmmm, I am not really looking forward to this wanton display of pure madness .... I also, don't really relish the idea of being made to look a complete and utter pillock as I sail through the air after being bucked by some insane machine after a few seconds which seems quite likely the more I think about it ..... but... I am gonna keep telling myself it's for charity and if I end up looking like a right dick, then so be it, it's not as if it's the first time that's happened.
I'll just try and enjoy myself for however long I can sit astride the bucking machine and desperately hope my arms have enough strength in them to enable me to hang on for dear life ... The closer it gets, the more I dread it .... hmmm, might be time for a sharp exit strategy