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RoryM

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And we are now a bit older, a bit more stable and kids grown up to an age where you can actually take them places, I miss the old days of travelling Europe forthe millenium, but also know that todays game may be a little beyond me in terms of commitment of time, the cash is not a problem, I am not a student!

The vets amongst us would probably like to play still in a more fun enviroment (this I know will last right up till the first game is played!) But the tought of heading out across Europe for 2 or 3 weekends a year and play with my old team mates/adversaries actually is quite appealing!

No need to eat McDonalds every night as that is all the rest of the team could afford, nice hotels, sharing the hire car duties and a light schedule of games in the right places really appeals to me!

Although other ideas such as limited paint (for back aches) smaller fields (for failing eyesight/hearts) and later starts (hangovers) were also put in, with girls as refs as we are all gentlemen now and hardly likely to kick off at a girl (unless it was moody week for them).

Also a pick from the hat team mix might make it more interesting and fun, but that is details waaay down the line.

Imagine a tourney where the only complaints were that the hotel pillows weren't up to 5 star standard and the Dinner last night took a bit long to serve!
 

stongle

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A sort of Wallpaper* sponsored event?

A Kobe Beef and fois gras burger between games would tempt me back, for a bit.

Even if such an (exclusive and high end) event were possible, it would undoubtedly be ruined by some lifestyle Paintballers turning up (and when Panitball went lifestyle, Paintball went sh*t).

Lifestyle paintball is pretty gay when you think about it. It's all about having white guns, pink grills and moaning about high rates of fire. Paintball events are now just all about Paintball, or talking about Panitball. A return to simple rules would leave less room for debate i.e. if you could get your gun on field, it must be legal***; and thus leave time for more gentlemanly pursuits.

A good days paintball should be followed by dinner, ladies of horizontal refreshment (avoid Tic Tac Table Dance in Bittburg though) and a bar with a selection of esquisite wines / spirits.

We need a return from the asinine.

***yeah, yeah que the whiners and vociferous refs (I mean wtf, refs? cry me a river), the gun cheat / 22bps wannabe clowns was never a widespread problem here in Europe. Sure a bit of bounce, but show me a loader that could consistently feed at 22bps (proven) when the game went mental in 2004 and I'll frikkin well get the Jeroboams in. Anyway, I digress.
 

rob_evanson

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A sort of Wallpaper* sponsored event?

A Kobe Beef and fois gras burger between games would tempt me back, for a bit.

Even if such an (exclusive and high end) event were possible, it would undoubtedly be ruined by some lifestyle Paintballers turning up (and when Panitball went lifestyle, Paintball went sh*t).

Lifestyle paintball is pretty gay when you think about it. It's all about having white guns, pink grills and moaning about high rates of fire. Paintball events are now just all about Paintball, or talking about Panitball. A return to simple rules would leave less room for debate i.e. if you could get your gun on field, it must be legal***; and thus leave time for more gentlemanly pursuits.

A good days paintball should be followed by dinner, ladies of horizontal refreshment (avoid Tic Tac Table Dance in Bittburg though) and a bar with a selection of esquisite wines / spirits.

We need a return from the asinine.

***yeah, yeah que the whiners and vociferous refs (I mean wtf, refs? cry me a river), the gun cheat / 22bps wannabe clowns was never a widespread problem here in Europe. Sure a bit of bounce, but show me a loader that could consistently feed at 22bps (proven) when the game went mental in 2004 and I'll frikkin well get the Jeroboams in. Anyway, I digress.
Yup, I agree.
 

Buddha 3

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A sort of Wallpaper* sponsored event?

A Kobe Beef and fois gras burger between games would tempt me back, for a bit.

Even if such an (exclusive and high end) event were possible, it would undoubtedly be ruined by some lifestyle Paintballers turning up (and when Panitball went lifestyle, Paintball went sh*t).

Lifestyle paintball is pretty gay when you think about it. It's all about having white guns, pink grills and moaning about high rates of fire. Paintball events are now just all about Paintball, or talking about Panitball. A return to simple rules would leave less room for debate i.e. if you could get your gun on field, it must be legal***; and thus leave time for more gentlemanly pursuits.

A good days paintball should be followed by dinner, ladies of horizontal refreshment (avoid Tic Tac Table Dance in Bittburg though) and a bar with a selection of esquisite wines / spirits.

We need a return from the asinine.

***yeah, yeah que the whiners and vociferous refs (I mean wtf, refs? cry me a river), the gun cheat / 22bps wannabe clowns was never a widespread problem here in Europe. Sure a bit of bounce, but show me a loader that could consistently feed at 22bps (proven) when the game went mental in 2004 and I'll frikkin well get the Jeroboams in. Anyway, I digress.
Best.
Rant.
EVER!
 
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stongle

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Can't be a rant if it's true, surely???

I might even sponsor the after dinner drinks.

I think I must be getting a bit misty, but fcuk it. Paintball used to be a luagh, now it's full of wannabes or self important w*nkers and has a ruleset that makes the BASLEII capital directive look simple. Whatever happened to turn-up pissed, shoot some fools, get some rippers / Eastern European crumpet in and fcuk off back to blighty. You'd think we were a Sport or something.

In my mind paintball chased the wrong dollar. Fcuk off the students and get with the minted.
 

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Can't be a rant if it's true, surely???

I might even sponsor the after dinner drinks.

I think I must be getting a bit misty, but fcuk it. Paintball used to be a luagh, now it's full of wannabes or self important w*nkers and has a ruleset that makes the BASLEII capital directive look simple. Whatever happened to turn-up pissed, shoot some fools, get some rippers / Eastern European crumpet in and fcuk off back to blighty. You'd think we were a Sport or something.

In my mind paintball chased the wrong dollar. Fcuk off the students and get with the minted.
In fact... f**k the paintball!!
 
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Buddha 3

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Can't be a rant if it's true, surely???

I might even sponsor the after dinner drinks.

I think I must be getting a bit misty, but fcuk it. Paintball used to be a luagh, now it's full of wannabes or self important w*nkers and has a ruleset that makes the BASLEII capital directive look simple. Whatever happened to turn-up pissed, shoot some fools, get some rippers / Eastern European crumpet in and fcuk off back to blighty. You'd think we were a Sport or something.

In my mind paintball chased the wrong dollar. Fcuk off the students and get with the minted.
I keep suggesting a mods' meet in Holland, it would be exactly like the sort of event you describe, just without the distraction of paintball. :D
 

RoryM

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OK Glen, see ya in Berlin Friday and we can sort out the details!!!!!!

Market to the rich, not to the poor! Like the idea, we could have a concours event with all the motors as well then? Get Bell & Ross to do the timers, Veuve Cliquet tent, Papyrus to make the score sheets and Maharishi to make the Refs gear!

Wallpaper*, is that still going!!!!!?????