Something new from eclipse?

[Potter Loki]

spray on eclipse hair?

 

[Robbo]

It was round 3. I was losing friction. I did what anyone else would have done under the circumstances...

I think it easier to lose friction when the offending intruder was shaped much like a maggot ... had it possessed the morphology of someone's not far from this keyboard I am tapping, then the whole notion of 'losing friction' would be deemed hilarious ... in fact, any surrounding tissue would emulate that of a snare drum ...

 

[Robbo]

spray on eclipse hair?

I'm not bald ... I actually shave my head not polish it !!!!!


PS If you do see anybody with spray-on hair, please make a note of the number and PM it to me .... it's for my friend you see.... no really !!!

 

[Cook$]

Short shorts

It's bound to be. Nobody makes short shorts to wear on the field anymore, it's an untapped market!

It's a shame, that's what it is...

 

[obladeo]

Digi Cam lube with wood chip

sorted

 

[Missy-Q]

I think it easier to lose friction when the offending intruder was shaped much like a maggot ... had it possessed the morphology of someone's not far from this keyboard I am tapping, then the whole notion of 'losing friction' would be deemed hilarious ... in fact, any surrounding tissue would emulate that of a snare drum ...

Oh no he di-ent!

You see my old mate, if you were 'tapping' something more than your keyboard (a visual that will haunt me for weeks btw), you would understand that at round 3, it's just a slack old mess down there. To be honest, I didn't even want to go to a 2nd round, but I guess when a girl finds what she's been looking for her whole life, she just can't put it down...

 

[Missy-Q]

I have it! (Pete always leaves clues in his posts..)

You were up north with Ledz working on a new sexually interactive Eclipse-keyboard, with real pubic hair, and handles on either side

Sign me up. I'll try anything.

 

[Robbo]

Oh no he di-ent!

You see my old mate, if you were 'tapping' something more than your keyboard (a visual that will haunt me for weeks btw), you would understand that at round 3, it's just a slack old mess down there. To be honest, I didn't even want to go to a 2nd round, but I guess when a girl finds what she's been looking for her whole life, she just can't put it down...

Missy my dear fellow, not that I would ever wish to create an image in your mind that had you reeling but I'm afraid had the young blonde been affronted by someone of say .... say a similar build [to myself].... her rear end would have looked like a ripped out fireplace ..... this is obviously not a case of boasting since I am not suggesting I had become involved whatsoever ... me being a happily married man and all that.

Your involvement on the other hand, even by round 3, would have created an orifice that would have emitted a high-pitched whistle after an appropriate curry.

 

[Orion3]

My money is on a new barrel system.

Something to take on (and beat) the ultralite.

Oh yes!

 

[Tony Harrison]

If something is in the pipeline - and I'm not saying there is - it may not be a product. It may be a collaboration on a project.